Oh man, there I was, just chilling and filming timelapse stuff on top of the hill [link] when I hear this rustling beside me and see what it is. I've never seen such a big fucking King Brown snake, and to make it worse, there was 2 of them. So of course when I look, one of this happily COPULATING COUPLE spots me and freaks out, starts raising it's head and coiling back, as they do. I do the responsible, calm, respectable thing;
"HOLY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
Tim jumps up on top of the bench, then turns and jumps to furthermost side of the bench to the snakes. At some point he remembers the old farmers tale, that you should always have two shots ready in a shotgun if you intend to kill a king brown, because they couple and are intensely protective of their mates. Tim regrets not bringing a shotgun.
"Damn it shit fuck holy shit, oh shit oh shit!...."
Tim's tone of voice changes as he turns to find the snakes have disappeared amongst the shin-high grass that covers The ENTIRE HILL.
"Oooooh shiiiiit...."
Now Tim must figure out how to get the tripod, camera, tripod bag, camera bag, two books, book bag and doritos packet (but no shotgun) that he's happily spread out all over the hill, then get the fuck out of there really quickly.

Tell you what though, it makes you feel alive.